god remember that cursed tumblr phase where thered b like. personifications of websites constantly. and every personification would be white except for like, youtube or some shit. and tumblr would be a pale white girl with blue hair and a tardis sundress. deviantart was some scene kid, always. inevitably ppl would ship like google x wikipedia who were both white men with some 500 word fic in the comments followed by ship fanart.
this concept was also applied to things like planets and fast food chains and really anything else
remember when ppl shipped tumblr chan with 4chan
thank you for reminding me of these i hate it a lot!!
Me: “… Where’d that come from? Why has no one gotten it down?”
Coworker: “no one has been tall enough to reach it or been able to jump high enough to get it”
Me: *balances desire for the Balloon versus perpetuating the black stereotype that I can jump really high"
But did you get the balloon?
… Yes
God, you are the most adorable thing on this planet
Ok but hear me out. Have you seen red pandas.
wholesome thread
I never heard of that stereotype. And I just wanted to write “come to germany, it’s safe…” and my brain just said “you my lady are the biggest idiot ever, why do I have to live with you? -.-” so yeah…
I appreciate that you feel like your brain is a separate consciousness from yourself.
Update. It’s been multiple weeks.
Why is this thing still inflated?
Before someone wonders “Did he get another one?”
If you think I’ve spent the time to go find another balloon and spend money on that rather than wine and doughnuts, you have not looked at my blog.
I’d be down to drink wine and eat donuts with this man and his immortal heart balloon.
👀👀👀 HMMMMMMM????
Can I join you guys? It sounds like a hell of a plan 💃
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
It is now solidly confirmed and known that the rumors are true. The Dragons will be welcoming Sky, Fearless, Ado, and Geguri to their roster for Stage 2 of the Overwatch League.
i had a dream last night that was basically Fantasy Say Yes to the Dress where i worked at a bridal shop but for like. fantasy races. i helped a buff orc woman pick a dress that accentuated her biceps and helped her smooth things over with her family when she told them she wouldn’t be having the traditional orcish Bloodsport at the reception because her fiance was a halfling and she much preferred their tradition of just getting wasted and dancing all night, thanks.
i needed a stepladder to put her veil on.
i wish the dream had continued long enough to see the wedding honestly i wanted to see her pick up her halfling wife and twirl in the dress i picked.
I was just at Kleinfelds yesterday, and it’s so funny to think of the consultants working for fantasy characters.
🎶Fantasy Kleinfelds where all your dreams come true🎶
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