decembertea:

imperiumwife:

decembertea:

i had a dream last night that was basically Fantasy Say Yes to the Dress where i worked at a bridal shop but for like. fantasy races. i helped a buff orc woman pick a dress that accentuated her biceps and helped her smooth things over with her family when she told them she wouldn’t be having the traditional orcish Bloodsport at the reception because her fiance was a halfling and she much preferred their tradition of just getting wasted and dancing all night, thanks.

i needed a stepladder to put her veil on.

i wish the dream had continued long enough to see the wedding honestly i wanted to see her pick up her halfling wife and twirl in the dress i picked.

I was just at Kleinfelds yesterday, and it’s so funny to think of the consultants working for fantasy characters.

🎶Fantasy Kleinfelds where all your dreams come true🎶

✨GOT A DRESS FOR YOU✨