kaolincash:

tkdancer:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: 🙂

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: 🙂

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: 🙂

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: 🙂

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: 🙂
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: 🙂

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: 🙂

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: 🙂

english: no don’t

spanish

: fingers of the feet

leave fingers of the feet out of this

bosnian: ananas
croatian: ananas
czech: ananas
danish: ananas
dutch: ananas
finnish: ananas
french: ananas
german: ananas
icelandic: ananas
italian: ananas
maltese: ananas
norwegian: ananas
polish: ananas
romanian: ananas
slovenian: ananas
swedish: ananas
english: 🙂
spanish: do it
english: pineapple

kedreeva:

thelilnan:

possiblestoner:

tatterdemalionamberite:

thequantumqueer:

#are you ever just like#really glad u saw something while sober#bc i have a very strong feeling that if i had watched this while i was high i would have spontaneously burst into tears

hooooooo the comments say it’s cgi and I must admit I was dubious of the physics but I’m on mobile and I go off certain kinds of context cues really intensely so the shakycam and the natural movements of the bystanders got me and I was like “huh I wonder why I haven’t seen these before. must be in Russia or some other country where there’s fewer safety regulations I guess”

I was on board until I saw that one that shot everyone up into the fucking storm clouds

these are very literally straight from my nightmares

In case you were wondering where these came from, here is the full spoof video. It’s a fake research video called The Centrifuge Brain Project.

audvidis:

sorry for reposting this but i managed to rip the video from the shanghai weibo

translation (org from reddit, edited to flow better by me):

 “ Hello everyone, I am Shanghai Dragon’s Geguri. After joining this team, I am actively preparing. In order to demonstrate the strength that everyone can recognize afterwards, I will try my best. In the future please fans continue to care for and support me and Shanghai Dragon team. Chinese fans, Happy New Year ~. “