postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

lisasimpsonwannabe:

enrique262:

knightrepentant:

enrique262:

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

thebibliosphere:

nosoundinspace:

buckyforcap:

glumshoe:

absynthe–minded:

glumshoe:

I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.

also (because one can never have too many of these)

and my personal favorite:

I somehow forgot to add my own favorite, which is this one:

I also appreciate the ones that really change the tone and suggest that the characters openly loathe each other…

and this one, which gently encourages self-care:

listen you guys forgot some important ones

ya’ll forgot the best one

*inarticulate wheezing noises*

cheeso:

phoenixmartinez-ride:

cheesoisuncool:

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

Lush shower gel label: yo if you don’t know how to use a shower gel just get someone to SHOW you 😏😏

the one time i went to lush i washed my hands in the dipping water and spend a pound to write “toy story 2 was ok” on the window with a marker

perkwunos:

romansnow:

romansnow:

romansnow:

perkwunos:

Part of me is very fascinated with the idea of mmo rping that’s this complex/multi-layered and the other part of me is concerned that this person dedicated the time to do something this Fucked Up

But I want to know how the others reacted. And if this person had a good in-character motive for this.

ok i’m just going to ask

I got a response.

Oh my god it gets worse