shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
Lush shower gel label: yo if you don’t know how to use a shower gel just get someone to SHOW you 😏😏
the one time i went to lush i washed my hands in the dipping water and spend a pound to write “toy story 2 was ok” on the window with a marker