“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”
The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow
theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such
Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.
Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.
“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon
as geguri has been signed to a foreign team, please remember that she feels uncomfortable being heralded for being a well known professional female gamer. please respect her wishes for this!!!
i feel like a lot of people are about to say that geguri is either 1. an one trick or 2. only got in bc of outcry/blizzard wanting “diversity” but i think a lot of these people are ignoring her growth as a player.
she’s obviously made strides to deepen her heropool (i’ve seen her play roadhog, dva, zenyatta, and some dps), and has shown often that she is extemely talented at this game, and willing to put the work in to go pro. overwatch has only been out for about one year, coming up on two, yet geguri, with no known pro shooter experience, has managed to go up to no. 4 on the korean leaderboards. that’s fucking incredible
she’s worked her ass off to get here, got embroiled in a cheating scandal that went way too far, got into teams that either disbanded or suffered massive losses, yet kept going, kept improving. she deserves to be on shanghai (if the rumors are true) or whatever teams take her, not because she’s a girl, but because she’s fucking good.
I have nothing to do with this mission, but damn do I feel proud. What peculiar beings we, humans, are. Sending into space a doll in a spacesuit, named “Starman”, seated in an electric car, with a sign “Don’t Panic” on the car’s dashboard, blasting David Bowie’s “Life On Mars?”. I’m not crying, you are.
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