pkcaramel

spaffy-jimble:

langernameohnebedeutung:

liesmyth:

sathinfection:

liesmyth:

sathinfection:

contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed

julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS

for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. ~~i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy.~~ the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is t r u e

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

lanerobertsappreciationsociety:

baebyeolbe:

nooooooo

FIRST THE GLADIATORS WITH THE MEME

NOW PHILLY WITH THIS

I CANT

bluemurderbunny:

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

oruga-chan:

They are just kids

bunny-blaster:

geguri: has only started learning english

also geguri: already using excellent english to brag to her teammates about her medals

unsolvedbfsarchive:

*opens fanfic*

fanfic: i

*closes fanfic*

moontalk-ow:

I don’t care what you think, this is a cursed haircut

11clockwork:

chat: do you ever get the urge to say ‘do you know who i am?’ when someone instalocks dps?

eqo: no… i know im better than them but if people play more dps maybe theyll get better and maybe they’ll be the pros of the future. you never know.

hadasaaah:

They lured us in with the Russian cat translation pictures

manoowl:

it has come to my attention that some people actually haven’t seen apex karaoke before, and the actual videos are too long and include players that people aren’t familiar with, so i put together just the segments that OWL players did (and labelled w/ their new teams). They will never escape these