Initiating archive declassification…
Mission files unlock: April 10.
Author: pkcaramel
boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on
living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities
drink 15 cups of coffee in a day and you can clip through walls
me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.
potion seller: trenta macchiato plus five shots as usual, then?
me, extending my credit card with a trembling hand: fuck me up
behold, the only valid mood chart
Did the guy in the blue shirt just throw the guy with the black shirt off a bridge for respecting women???
No, the guy in the black shirt willingly jumped off the bridge to go get the love letter, because he respect women that much.
when you drink yo respect women juice
Philadelphia remade the agilities video and it’s REALLY FUNNY
uber continues to be the best and most valid caster in the league
“Breakfast of the day”
so i feel it isn’t fair to just mention stuff without providing context, so here’s geguri’s cereal-with-gim dish i talked about last night.
bonus
NUS (london spitfire): How can you eat that?
Geguri: It’s delicious.
this is the funniest shit in the universe
literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!
me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!
Translation:
Geguri wants us to know that she played basketball too! She’s too short to slam dunk! 😭😭
PkCaramel 