altersociety:

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

I bite my ice cream

marisabay:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

b-e-e-e-s:

dragon-in-a-fez:

reverenddoctormisterkingcordez:

pandora15:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dragon-in-a-fez:

moonibinbon:

dragon-in-a-fez:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to

ice cream is food and should be bitten

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

discuss

what madness have you brought down on us

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

please never say that again

Reblog for ice cream discourse