Seriously though who objectively believes Skyrim is one of THE BEST games ever. Honestly.
not true! this article was written by my good friend, gaming journalist Snodd Flowerd!
Oh! I am so sorry! So sorry to have doubted your credentials Mr.. Flowerd sir!
That’s Todd Howard in disguise! Flowerd is a fraud!
officer Bodd Boward here, I can confirm that we’ve verified Mr. Flowerd’s credentials and he is legitimate. there’s no legal way he could be Bethesda game developer and creative mastermind Todd Howard! thank you
the only time i mention mchanzo anymore is when there’s a hanzo on the team already and i wanna play hanzo so i choose mccree and type in chat “mchanzo” they then change to pharah and i can play hanzo
This is chaotic evil because not only did you have a way to ensure your team didn’t have a hanzo but you used it in a way that guarantees you have a hanzo on the team
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired
now get ready for the Screaming 20s – coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades. So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.
so i didnt know this about smash for glory. apparently theres a blacklisted server you get redirected to if you get reported enough, and it is such a salt mine.
The blacklist server changes a person.
Imagine if they did this with IRL sports, like if you have enough fouls in basketball you get sent to Dark Basketball and have to play against a bunch of other bastards
youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up
horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed
if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off
excuse me
The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…
I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers
Also if temperatures fluctuate too intensely and rapidly, it fucks up their digestive track and since they can’t throw up they basically just die instead
Horses are the animal equivalent of human knees – just a really terrible idea and proof that intelligent design is bullshit.
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