team australia is wearing drop bear onesies. koala onesies. kangaroo onesies. emu onesies. barbecue onesies. malcolm turnbull onesies. skin of team australia onesies.
the underdog draws after three points and two rounds. they start another map and draw again. and again. this is the semifinal that never ends
the entire analyst panel stares into the camera. you wait for someone to say something. they keep staring. the dunce cap falls off reinforce’s head. still they are staring
“i rank that tire 9/10.” there is no tire. jake is in your house
xqc throws his trash into the crowd. everyone screams. the stream of trash never ends. soon the crowd is buried in xqc’s trash. the trash screams.
bren rips off his sixth shirt, revealing crumbz and unleashing the caster’s curse upon the entire cup