freckledmccree: @Slasher_News is supposed to be parody account, so why is it tweeting true facts? [OWL tweet / fake!Slasher tweet]
manoowl: the shanghai dragons storyline i want: slowly but surely the remaining miraculous youngster members are rescued from contenders and pubg. samsara is also pulled from retirement to answer the call. shanghai dragons become a solid mid-tier team
tanukiicrossing: KAPP’N JUST FUCKING KIDNAPPED AND THEN MURDERED MARIO IN HIS FREE CANDY FUCKING VAN HOLY SHIT
captainpoe: I’m sold. This game is the biggest love letter to Nintendo fans. 103 stages 900 music tracks = 28 HOURS OF MUSIC from Nintedo Brands! YOU CAN PLAY THE MUSIC EVEN WHEN THE GAME IS OFF! ITUNES AND SPOTIFY ARE CANCELLED! THIS GAME IS EVERYTHING! Thank you Sakurai!