a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say ❤ out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
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I envy writers.
As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.
But a writer.
A writer can take you there.
They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.
I envy writers.
I envy artists.
A writer can give you a story.
But an artist.
An artist can show you the exact emotions behind everything.
They can paint a picture worth a thousand words without ever writing one. They can show you every single emotion, every single thought in a second. They can show emotion like a writer never could.
I envy artists.
I will never not reblog this!
this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom
The best explanation of Tumblr’s appeal that I’ve seen
white people on tumblr
white1: i love broccoli
white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much
white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli
white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles
white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r uu a a ffakke off mme??
white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend
white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy
white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD
white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*
white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy
and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people
This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.
your url has loli on it
And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.
screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.
Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA.
can we turn this into a copy pasta
Do you people not understand how the law works?
i am you
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all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil
your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.
does anyone else remember tumblr’s ‘fan mail’ feature or was that some weird artificial memory that was inserted into my brain
american culture is
- i have a structured settlement, and i need cash now! CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!!!
- if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation
- give your child a head start for just PENNIES A DAY!!!!
more american culture, gathered for your convenience from the notes of this post:
- 🎶 800-588-2300 e m p i r e ! 🎶 TODAY!
- CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK! Its Lots and Lots of TRAINS!
- Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to t
- (shirley temple voice) ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP, MONKEYS AND RABBITS, LOOP DA LOOP
- We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba bum bum bum bum bum!
- STANLEY STEEMER MAKES YOUR HOME CLEANER!
- Personal injury lawyer commercials (vary by region)
- FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!
Fuck you all I heard the voices in my head exactly
imagine if instead of weeaboos there were people OBSESSED with eastern europe. cons full of people cosplaying in their best adidas three stripe tracksuit. squatting competitions. people getting elitist over vodka brands.
PkCaramel 