everyone wish charles manson bad luck on his first day in hell

lazygreengirl19:

sara-ryder-pathfinder:

jolene33rpm:

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent

Ehm I’m French and plz we don’t talk all like that argh!

euhmx i’m frenche and pleaze oui doun’t taulke alles laeque zàt aurghex

theredpelican:

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

engage-with-zorp:

*sees dog* nice
*sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

chasekip:

i see your anime tiddy mousepads and raise you this:

I arrive in Africa

trevenant:

ommanyte:

Drums: echoing
Boy: hurried
Rains: blessed

I am forcibly dragged away from you

jiluan:

exiguity:

jiluan:

jiluan:

does anyone have the post from vent of the person pretending to be drunk on ketchup

signal boost I need to find this

you’re welcome

THANK YOU

spacetwinks:

spacetwinks:

the fact that placebos can work even when you know they’re placebos is so fucked up. what the hell is up with the brain

like some kind of fucked up wrinkled goblin that won’t unlock the chemical secrets if you just ask politely, you have to give it some kind of pill. you can tell it that the pill doesn’t do shit, but it doesn’t care, it just wants the pill

spacetwinks:

spacetwinks:

the fact that placebos can work even when you know they’re placebos is so fucked up. what the hell is up with the brain

like some kind of fucked up wrinkled goblin that won’t unlock the chemical secrets if you just ask politely, you have to give it some kind of pill. you can tell it that the pill doesn’t do shit, but it doesn’t care, it just wants the pill

knightcore:

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl: