yeeeem:

sunbathingcat:

sunbathingcat:

julmdama:

yeeeem:

retail is hell because it’s “the customer is always right” and the games industry is hell because it’s “the customer is always wrong”

Work at game stop to die instantly

im too high to read this as anything but retail is hail instead of hell and i can’t get past the first theee words

i finished reading it it’s a pretty good post

thanks. any suggestions for my next post

Can you add a joke on the next one

aztechnology:

there’s a lot of heinous tropes out there but can we agree that “1000 year old woman looks like an eternal 10-year-old” is probably one of the fucking worst

you’re right! i’m a fool!

bobthebobking:

zootopia pro-life comic and elf practice battle to the death for last meme of 2017

AC: Pocket Camp in a nutshell.

cindel-azumi:

What a memeworthy and wild ride this game is, y’all.

aggressivewhenstartled:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

mdlksdfsd my fave thing is when ppl outside of florida ask “how do alligators even get in ur pools??? how do they get into ur yards???”

alligators can climb fences. they do this a lot

@ the replies – absolutely alligators can climb fences!! chain link fences are easier for them bc they can get a grip on them, but yep alligators climb fences to get into peoples pools + canals + backyards

i would like to add that alligators wont chase you/attack you unless you provoke them, but yes they absolutely climb fences and ladders and basically everything all the time

NEVER GOING TO THAT HELLSTATE

angel-baez:

makeitearlgrey:

comcastkills:

comcastkills:

And this is the kind of shit they could stop us from seeing if net neutrality is abolished.

crissle:

christel-thoughts:

endgaem:

bigboss-smallpond:

warheads-r-us:

killzombieseatbacon:

cyrodiil-burns:

live-exist-die:

evil-shenanigans-alpha:

epicdoubletap:

arizonagunguy:

goodoleboyslikeme:

arizonagunguy:

sourprincess:

piratebay-premium:

meepicusmaximus:

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

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Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

ARE YOU SERIOUS

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

You dont get this post do you? Lol

The comments are priceless.

So many people being clueless.

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

Holy fuck man not you too

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

Pure comedy gold.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

This seems more like an unwillingness to look up words they don’t know. It’s a major issue from grade school, where they read a sentence and just skip over the unfamiliar word if it doesn’t seem critical to the point. I’ve even heard some working class kids say their teachers told them to do that for speed.

yall really gotta start reading every single word in the sentence.