hallsofvalhalla:

y’all haven’t seen the DEVIL until you’re working retail in december & you tell a soccer mom to “have a great day” & her head swivels around & she locks eyes with you and hisses, “merry. christmas.” like tf linda!! I’m not trying to fight you!!! I’m not part of the War stop trying to draft me!!!

dumbasian:

straightboyfriend:

omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol….

this post is gonna crawl out of the computer and kill me

b-obbs:

Me enjoying a thing while ignoring the fandom/discourse:

enecoo:

Happy day

midtown120blues:

Tumblr 2018 timeline

-seth everman kills someone

-thot becomes a slur

-website surprise shut down in February

fuckindiva:

flowerais:

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

holdup:

vyctornikiforov:

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

gatorbiscuits:

grrfriend:

gatorbiscuits:

gatorbiscuits:

gatorbiscuits:

my fave thing ever is when theres a gifset that has text on each gif of a quote/song lyric and theres one that just says “the”

i cant stop thinking about this 

useless-englandfacts:

cj-holmes:

eternal-nova:

dadgician:

612l:

612l:

one of my obscure interests is horrifying american cuisine from like the 60s. im speaking desserts in all their mayonnaise, jello and molded glory

merry christmas everyone

i sent some of these to my brother and

this post killed me the second it reached my eyes.

I fucking hate being American sometimes.

We do the dumbest shit.

Don’t worry babe we do some weird shit sometimes too

flowerais:

to be honest, tumblr isn’t a very good place to be when you’re trying to make your mental health better…don’t believe everything u read, there’s a line between relatable posts and normalizing unhealthy coping mechanisms, so be careful if your goal is to be less negative.