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d-rexed:

No offense but I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed into your streams, into your streets into your drink, into your BREAD UPON YOUR CATTLE, ON YOUR SHEEP UPON YOUR OXEN IN YOUR FIELD INTO YOUR DREAMS, INTO YOUR SLEEP UNTIL YOU BREAK, UNTIL YOU YIELD I 👏 SEND 👏 THE 👏 SWARM 👏 I 👏 SEND 👏 THE 👏 HORDE 👏 THUS 👏 SAITH 👏 THE 👏 LORD 👏👏👏

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

chickenpidgepies:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

fandomsofrandom:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

eclecticdragon:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

soundlessdragon:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

You ever find an object in the woods that might low key be magical and then decide to take it back with you? Because I do. A lot.

And might have just now

You are now contractually required to show us what it is

I’m only bound by one contract and that is to the wand

There is nothing low key about this. Somewhere in that forest a fae is looking for their wand.

CANT LOOK IF THEY’RE EATEN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF THEYRE EATEN

WHAT DID YOU DO

Hehehehe

Where do you find these things???

I mean…. There are dozens of gateways to get there me in the woods you just either have to be taken by a traveler or already be born with access. Just gotta know where to look…

What the heckers is happening in your life rn I want in

Alright on one condition. You have to hold this, talk to, and get approval from…

Her

It’s okay to be a man who…

da-at-ass:

  • Is emotionally sensitive
  • Is honest about having feelings
  • Is open about having flaws
  • Likes cute and pretty things
  • Likes dressing in cute and pretty things
  • Is delicate
  • Is elegant
  • Is unsure whether it’s okay to be those things
  • Dances and sings with enthusiasm and heart
  • Empathizes with the feelings and experiences of others
  • Admits being wrong
  • Cries

And it’s understandable that you’re afraid to show all of that to a world that seems determined to erase it from you.

No matter what they say, you are who you are.

highwind-sniper:

wishyroses:

otherwindow:

Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.

Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.

Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.

Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.

I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat

The fight for sleep and good rest

manoowl:

honestly DREAMKAZPER should be the face of western overwatch cause HE’S the breakout dps star and is highly respected by a good number of korean players as well but instead jake, who is far inferior, is the face of na ow because tragically, kazper is not white