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froggiej:

thegoodvybe:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

*applause for good parents*

when my wife proposed, I called my dad and he congratulated us and then asked me to give her the phone.  He said something, she laughed hysterically and hung up.  He said “Now, I don’t know how all this works and all, but don’t go getting each other pregnant too soon.” smh I LOVE MY DAD ❤

jacobtheloofah:

ablubluh:

voremegriffin:

babbydriver:

there are only 2 images here but there’s also somehow 9 Moods

Disappointment, Cunning, Anger

Discomfort, Sarcasm, Revulsion

Love, Fear, Distain

I am open to criticism.

hey yeah i agree with your analysis but i do have some small criticisms re: your username vis a vis it’s pretty bad

these three posts read like justin, travis, and griffin in that exact order