graynard:

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

houstonsoutlaw:

OWL players react to you committing a murder

Poko: “uh cool? You need my help or something?”

Linkzr: “owo? I have a LOT of secret hiding spots if you need help hiding the body >:3c”

Custa: “only one? Let me know when you’re on your hundredth, m8”

Jake: “Homicide is a serious offense in this country that can land you life in prison, and because of that I will not be an accomplice in such a heinous crime. You leave me no choice but to report you to the proper authorities and I will be ending all contact with you. How could you do this to me? I thought we had something special together”

french owl players react to the french revolution

nycksel:

unkoe: liberté, egalité, fraternité, mes frères!

ze kíng müst díé só zat ze cóûntrÿ máÿ lívé!

vive la révolution!’

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soon: zé róÿál cófférs áré déplétéd, twó décádés óf póór hárvésts, dróüght, cáttle diséásé ánd skÿróckétíng bréád prícés hás kíndléd ünrést ámóng ze péásánts ánd zé ürbán póór.. féélsbádmamen

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akm: *is executed at the guillotine*

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poko, the current king of france: óh nó

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