the-singing-owl:

lycaanroc:

haiku-robot:

stalker-among-the-stars:

prettypinkdork:

clitclip:

honestly my favorite new phenomenon is the haiku bot coming in at the end of super serious posts. it’s like watching a supervillain come to a crushing defeat and then getting run over by a roomba.

The haikubot does not detect actual haiku. The artistry of haiku is that every line contains a thought or image that can be separated and still understood with the poem as a whole coming together to form a bigger idea or image.

The haikubot just detects sentences of 5-7-5 syllables and calls it a day. It’s an insult to the art form. Reading an actual haiku can be a spiritual experience.

You sound like a damn elitist bastard from the school of snobbery

you sound like a damn
elitist bastard from the
school of snobbery


^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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A masterpiece


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vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR