me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
FUCK
did you just do
Me: kneels down
My knees: what the
Fuck
Did you just do
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
The circle of life

i check the nintendo switch subreddit for news from time to time, and this was one of the trending posts for today. how cute…

(from uprising coach crusty’s twitter after ny victory.)
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY NEKO AND STRIKER ARE. ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE.







