NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT

andywoohyal:

the real reason rascal left (x)

IM Y E L L I N G

i’m still not over how long it took akm to charge his first dragonblade on temple of anubis attack. it took him 3 minutes and 44 seconds. he dealt less than 400 damage in 3 minutes and 44 seconds. he hit less than 15 shurikens in 3 minutes and 44 seconds. oge built ult faster than he did.

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

this got more attention than I thought it would

arkjunfan:

effect: “yes! TURRET GO!! ♫ let’s go my son ♫ Let’s go Turret! ♫ that’s my sunnnnn >:)”

that’s [redacted], babe!

jakemorph:

awed-frog:

By the way, just in case this helps someone –

COOKING – creativity is okay

BAKING – stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD – wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods

soulsoaker:

crimsonalley:

minervafloofderg:

cubern-art:

I think i’ve cracked the code

*looks at gay couple* so which of you is the apple and which is the banana?

pinkdementors:

jrpg:

phoneus:

jacgayline:

This isnt even true theres always a chance u weenies

it’s never too late

when u make the gradual process to get better and achieve ur dreams

when u see positive posts like these on the dash and get inspired to pursue your goals

the mood for tonight

arkjunfan: