my history teacher told us we had two minutes til class ended. and you know what? you know fucking what? i thought *haha that’s like half an akm blade*. what has happened to me? i hate this. you fools have ruined me.
Shanghai dragons and Boston uprising are playing against each other and i am not prepared
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.