Author: pkcaramel

windsilk:

comprehensive list of things I’m allergic to: 

  • tumblr’s “your fav is problematic so I must VOW TO HATE THEM FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY” culture
  • tumblr’s "I am not even 1% problematic” culture 
  • tumblr’s “wow look the media is so biased and puts so much spin on everything and we are angels who don’t spin at all! we are beacons of unbiased knowledge!” culture 
  • tumblr’s “wow this person is so wrong so I MUST SEND THEM TWELVE THOUSAND ANONYMOUS MESSAGES TELLING THEM TO DELETE AND DIE” culture 
  • tumblr’s “THIS PERSON IS THE BEST PERSON EVER THEY ARE OUR QUEEN OUR KING OUR SAVIOR AND CAN DO NO WRONG” culture 
  • tumblr’s inability to see things in not black and white 
  • tumblr’s inability to recognize that people can change and grow–moreover, their inability to acknowledge change and growth as legitimate 
  • tumblr’s inability to perceive complexity 
  • sometimes I have seasonal allergies when the weather changes dramatically 

bloodtohold:

ohnogangsters:

bloodtohold:

ohnogangsters:

bloodtohold:

hey, everyone! what a nice day it is on tumblr

WA-HOO! A nice-a day…to swing my hammer!

hey mario! careful with that hammer, you might hurt someone!

Oh no! I’m a-losing my gri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ip!

Once again, you are put through my trials. Once again, you fail my test. You do not atone for your sins, and are therefore cursed to suffer agony in an endless loop. Until you learn. Until your greed is no longer.
Die, Mario. Experience the torment you have brought upon me for centuries.

samalsoblogs:

riverselkie:

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™

 and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro