voightkampfffailure:

Mother Fucking Hideo Kojima

When will his rampage end?

real-live-dragon:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

question

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

kyleraynxr:

strumcore:

klefable:

shoutout to people with super dark brown eyes. you look awesome

lmao people with brown eyes actually need a post to make themselves feel good about it… cry more

blue eyes master race

drinking-tea-at-midnight:

critical-perspective:

crtter:

nucleic-asshole:

overunity:

nucleic-asshole:

thehappyatheist:

Sadly this is true, while gays are (slowly) being accepted by society, atheists are still demonized and shunned.

someone replace “atheist” with “minecraft youtuber”

@nucleic-asshole

Thank you

Why does this looks like it was drawn in Butch Hartman’s style though

there are many doors ed boys.

a lesson for you, tumblr

fetusflipper:

s-video:

the PEN is mightier than the SWORD 🙂

scarfanon:

katodown:

serenitydiviness:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

Also consider
Person A: pass me the thingy
Person B: Cual thingy?
Person A: The thingy on top of the deste

Sometimes bilingual peeps shuffle phrases while we think things through, just in case that language’s patterns trigger the right word or idea we want to use. But “turning off” language? Nah…

“Do you have a liga? You know, a… The fucking… the liga. The liga, that… El deste, para tu cabello. The hair… tie. Shit.”

I’m not bilingual myself, but I’ve worked with several people who are, and sometimes while conversing with each other, they switch back and forth between languages, seemingly at random, without realizing that they’re doing it.

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

wallace and grallace

@tripropellant @paeinovis

carry-on-my-wayward-smut:

mishasminions:

alixabethmay:

quantumstarlight:

oradianto:

cumaeansibyl:

vassraptor:

leah-writes-words:

c-rope:

blanketforyourshock:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion

#oh my god

That’s what they said

I love how many of them are praying

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

😂

Wait but there are more!

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

HOLY WATER SLIDE

steven-universe-official:

squidbles:

oweeeeendennis:

My pilot for Cartoon Network was just released! It’s called Infinity Train. It’s about a girl, her robot, and a corgi king. It took us about a year to make and I really hope you like it. Thank you to everyone who made this possible, I wouldn’t have been able to make this without the support of so many wonderful people!

I know I reblogged this short from 3-4 different tumblrs but everybody needs to see this. Its a super cool short and I really hope this gets greenlighted by CN soon.

This looks incredible.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)