ms-doodle-pants:

mellrak:

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

whirlerwhirler:

sadismacorp:

luffys-hat:

THAT DASTARDLY BASTARD

Why is ot that whenever there is a weird ass post about weird ass people doing weird ass shit, theres always a fucking anime where someone does the same thing???

wallpapernacht:

softchongo:

takineko:

s1uts:

my chest hurts

I don’t know where I fit in. *stares at the emo and sweats*

EXCUSE ME. How DARE YOU simplify white culture this much?! As someone with a WHOLE PhD in White Culture I am APALLED that you would leave out the fusion aspect of white culture which is VITAL to their survival and reproductive evolution, as well as cultural linguistosocio capabilities. Behold the TRUE types of white people, taking fusion into account below:

fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak white people stronger

rudeartheaux:

bettiefatal:

buckobarns:

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

giwatafiya:

rickgrimesbabyface:

Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill.

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill.

rich people don’t value yr labor at all

This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross.

And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.

not to be too millennial but

celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

vrystol:

uptodaete:

chikendog:

sheikofthesheikah:

nicodoll:

extradan:

nicodoll:

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

дякую

oh my god

laurakbuzz:

kellanium:

catnippackets:

happy stimming

This is one of my favorite comics of all time.

Autistic stimming needs this, more representation of stimming a positive, pure, happy thing.

driad:

gay-wastelander:

bossmeri:

why is bethesda so obsessed with cannibalism?? it’s in all of their games. there is an entire perk in fallout where can you be a cannibal. there are multiple quests where you deal with cannibalism. there is the green pact in the elder scrolls universe. there is namira in skyrim. why??

Todds into vore

Todd Howard loves vore

jathis:

kklhobbs:

“There are bad men and women on this earth, and they are out here to hurt you, and that person did this.”

To be fair

I would lose my mind too