yall im fucking crying i had a dream last night that aliens came to earth and they were kinda real serious like vulcans and so obviously we were all serious too trying to impress them and it was all very civil and then they saluted their leader but their salute was a fucking dab and we all lost it and nearly started a fucking war
Author: pkcaramel
I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.
LGBT:
Let’s
Get massaged
By
The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)
i wish the internet was still this innocent
WHEN RLY GOOD ARTISTS FOLLOW YOU
WHEN RLY GOOD ARTISTS COMPLIMENT UR ART
WHEN RLY GOOD ARTISTS SAY THEY CAN’T WAIT TO SEE MORE
WHEN RLY GOOD ARTISTS ASK IF YOU WANNA DO A COLLAB WITH THEM
I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗
I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies
Внебрачный сын пчелы и тигра…
Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.
To be fair, he knew how to draw two men
You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.
BADA BING BADA BOOM
I’M SLEEPIN HERE
(Turns on nightlight)
Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea
(Parent looking around room)
Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”
“You didn’t see nothin’“
Just imagine on your commute to work only to have a italian manlet plumber take over your mortal vessel.
pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.
we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza
tomato a fruit
blocked
you can block me but you can’t block the truth
PkCaramel 