actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

magicalana:

thescourge-sisters:

slavery:

eyeofthelionfish:

slavery:

Americans have literally no banter

idk what country this is coming from but we’ve probably beaten you in a war at some point

I’m American

Civil war

#America: “ill kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your dogs ass. I’ll kick my own ass”

gothicprep:

remember when jared leto absolutely terrorized his suicide squad castmates and turned himself into a laughing stock bc he misinterpreted what method acting is, only to have 7 minutes of screen time and be cut from most of the film’s promotional material? i know it was a while ago now but i dnt think anything more satisfying will happen in our lifetime

lennythereviewer:

roma-needs-a-toma:

lennythereviewer:

Yaoi paddles

Praying your parents don’t see anything weird when they’re dropping you off

Yelling “buttscratcher” and at least 10 people yelling back.

Org XIII cosplayers as far as the eye can see

“The Game”

Free Hugs

Glomps

The banning of Glomps

The paranoia of cosplaying Sauske, Naruto, Sora, or Riku because you know someone has a Yaoi paddle and they’re watching your ass like Wile E. Coyote watches the Roadrunner

Homestuck invasion

Not being able to cosplay or enjoy One Piece without some asshole screaming the 4Kids theme at you

Cat ears

Seriously how did Yaoi Paddles stick around for so long? You would never get away with that today. You’d probably go to jail for that behavior

not to be a lil kid or nothin but what the fuck is a yaoi paddle

You’re not the first person to ask me this. I once made a post all about them, but I will reiterate because the past must not be forgotten lest we repeat history

I’m mostly copypasting from my original post on this:

The yaoi paddle is…an odd yet fascinating relic of the ‘weeabo’ phase
everyone went through, specifically prevalent throughout the Naruto and
Kingdom Hearts fandom in thy early days.

The Yaoi Paddle was literally a small oar with the words Yaoi, Seme, or Uke written on them

Their function was to slap people’s asses. 

Now you would think this would be something reserved for say an after dark or +18 panel, but no, it wasn’t. This was a very real thing people carried around with them on the convention floor

People would go up and slap each other on the ass with these in public, in front of everybody.

Not only was this acceptable behavior, it was downright expected! Something that by today’s standards would be considered sexual harassment was acceptable

This was a real thing that happened for a long time at conventions, as
you can tell by the timestamp this photo.
If you thought random hugs were a violation of personal space then
you’ve gone soft in the absence of these unholy weapons.

if you wore a Naruto, Sauske, Sora, Riku, or Org. XIII cosplay from 2006 to 2009, you
were officially fair game and you might as well have been wearing a
target on your ass, regardless if you were in to that or not.

Nowadays they are but a distant memory, a forgotten part of convention culture that a lot of people want to pretend never happened; with good reason mind you

So there’s your history lesson!

oldroots:

oldroots:

watching nick robinson sitting in a pool with his phone loosely in his god damn hand over the water is always going to be a source of untold stress for me

griffin: checks his phone away from the pool water and puts it down a good distance away from the edge like a good little lad

nick: checks his phone 2cm away from the surface of the water and puts it down literally hanging over the pool’s edge like a demon specifically trying to spite me personally