Yoooooooo. This is lit. Like, actually really lit. Thank you for sharing this news.
If I didn’t it doesn’t look like anyone was going to lol
I didn’t hear a thing about it (but again, I’m NOT up to date with really anything nowadays it seems). Again though, thank you so much for sharing this.
and Dorian Gray held up as cautionary tales about the personal cost of immortality, anyway? In both stories, it’s an explicit plot point that they were already insufferable wankers before they became immortal.
The cautionary tale is if your dick friend somehow becomes immortal don’t stick around waiting for it to enlighten them bc they’re just gonna get way more into murder than they were before and not much else
Yo I work at Dairy Queen and it’s so weird like you get people that come in that know the menu better than I do and they be like “hey can I have the ball busting brownie blizzard” and I’m like uhhh we ain’t got that lmao and then they’re like “ya it was blizzard of the month in march 2 years ago” and I’m like HUH??? Bitch I wasn’t even born yet and you gunna come in here tellin me this??
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE EBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB
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