COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
Are you telling me nearly half a million people went deaf to reblog this?
Author: pkcaramel
boys with mental illnesses don’t need to “man up.” you are allowed to ask for help.
Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….
blue and light blue nice try officer
When You Tired Of Waiting 45 Mins For Some Pizza
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (2003)
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Bagals!
what the fuck
Ah, good. I’ve found it again. The best comic ever made.
hey guys putting out my garbage for the night
HEY
i’m having a stroke
Hi i’m Todd, Your Uber driver. Thanks for pre-ordering your ride, i’m out front.
The Emoji Movie is directed by a gay man and has a woman of colour in the cast, so I’m going to need Tumblr to think long and hard about why they really don’t like this movie
Just kidding, but that sounds like something somebody would say doesn’t it
Love the chaos
Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts
Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me
PkCaramel 