I’m gonna recreate Michelangelo’s famous and notable masterpiece, David, in Oreo cream. It has been decided.
I will surpass the mediums of the old masters to depict even the most beautiful of forms within this sugary pile. Bear witness to my enlightenment.
I have to say, the hardest part of doing this is resisting to lick my fingers. Oreo filling is a cruel and tempting mistress, but I shall not be swayed.
Slowly, my boy comes to fruition.
Who is ready to see my creation
He is coming…..
He is here.
The comparison is uncanny.
May the gods smile upon me this night for my endeavors.
Thank you, all of you, who have accompanied me on this artistic and soul-wrenching journey of manifestation. Your kind words and uplifting support keep me going when all seems lost in the murky white depths of Oreo Cream.
However, as life is willfully given, it must also be taken so that the cycle begins anew. I have left the dubious fate of my creation in the hands of my roommate, where they will deal his judgement.
i understand that ao3 staff have bigger problems on their hands like wrangling code and dealing with harassment campaigns and planning their next vacation but it is VITALLY IMPORTANT to my personal enjoyment that they add one feature and it is this: when looking up an australian character, there needs to be a ticky box to only filter for fics written by australians
junkrat is not a bogan, he’s a derro, also an ocker ratbag, acceptably a larrikin and/or dag, definitely scungy and a bit of a hoon but not a yobbo. i hope this clears things up, thank you for your time
u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch
I hadn’t considered Jurassic Park as a solution to the Dump Truck presidency but I’ll take it
this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
PkCaramel 