pkcaramel

coolator:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

does nobody on tumblr have friends

twisteddoodles:

Working in Science

transboyscout:

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

lucasflims:

washingtonhound:

I am a responsible dog owner and I only teach Echo practical tricks

deep-forest-spirit:

kinsaleroadroundabout:

amberleaf:

Edgar Allen Bitch

F. Thot Fitzgerald

Charles Dickens

shezasag:

scottymouth:

bob-belcher:

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

salparadisewasright:

upclosefromafar:

solaces:

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen and it made my heart happy

The Minecraft End Poem is kind of ridiculously good.

mjwatson:

everyone please turn off ‘best stuff first’ in your settings on tumblr so you can support your content creators!

having best stuff first makes it so a lot of content creators’ edits and gifs get buried by other posts, so if you want to see your dashboard in… you know… chronological order ~~(still don’t understand why social media keeps thinking we want anything but that)~~ make sure you go:

settings > global settings > dashboard preferences > turn ‘best stuff first’ off.

aaaaa42:

LIFE HACK use video games to shut down your higher brain functions so you cant comprehend your permanent state of total dissatisfaction with your life

countersignal:

countersignal:

Tooth bitch?

Nvm it says to the beach