Author: pkcaramel

metroidtwo:

if you do the cooking by the book,

then you’ll

have a

b͘͏҉̷ŕ̡̧e͢͜҉͡à͘͜͡͞ķ͟͢͠ ̷̸̀͘ì̷͝t̡̨͝ ̀͞҉͜d͏͡ó̵̡͟͢ẁ̵͜͡͠ņ̶̴̛͜ ̸̨̧͘͟b̡́͟͠i̴̶̢t̀̕c̀̕͜͝h҉́̕҉̀ ̵̷͞l̀͢e҉̕t̵̴̛͢ ̸̀m҉̷͘͜e̵̶̶̕ ̛͝s̨͘͝e̴̶͞e̢̕͞ ̧̡y͘͡҉o͏̵̡́u̧̢͡ ́͞͠b͘͢͞a͏c̕͜k̸̸͟͢ ̸̕͞į͜t̵́̀̀͠ ̷̧̢͠͞ù̵̧҉͠p̶̀͝͏̛

kooki-mos:

plegiancoat:

spadefish:

roachpatrol:

thegaynewsboy:

cerfcoeur:

urufu-arts:

flo-here-from-progressive:

meesta-egg:

the-tevinter-biscuit:

huhpotatoes:

frogmp3:

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

Here lies Kay. She is a great friend.

Here lies Charlie. They were in a few weeks ago and the machine is happening.

Here lies Meesta. She was a little late to the party.

Here lies Flo. She was just so confused about how she is.

Here lies Navy. He was a good time.

Here lies Cerf. She was a cursed lady with no mercy and then she was a blessed mother

Here lies Ryan. He was just like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who is just like a guy.

here lies roach. he was told that he was told to weld it up to the point of a knife.

Here lies Robin. He was a good man but I don’t think he’s the best.

Here Lies Reffie. They were a little more than a few minutes late.

Here lies Percival. He was very good at quitting.

gaycloak:

dragontatoes:

rizaoftheowls:

katana-wielding-bookworm:

I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. 

I’d like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.

no, no wait… I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe.

Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe