Author: pkcaramel

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

kalgalen:

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amethyst-transwoman:

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luna-aurora:

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amethyst-transwoman:

princetpenguin:

amethyst-transwoman:

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

i donut think this is a good idea

What’s wrong with it

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

i sure do want to
get my morning started with some
fresh nut in my mouth

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sushinfood:

titanite-stormcrow:

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Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

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And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

@areyouwilling this is for you

On mobile this is just progressively worsening quality mauis

Have you considered…Two Maui?

I’ve grown too powerful

Unlimited Power

Ok this is the final one I swear

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