pkcaramel

lediableaquatre:

fearnotthepen:

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece.

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I ghostwrote this

damuron:

iamtonysexual:

sturmtruppen:

sturmtruppen:

it’s important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body

environmentally sustainable black magic

Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling

reduce -> reuse -> reanimate

ladydrace:

kedreeva:

spartathesheltie:

revolutionary idea: pet ownership is not a human right.

cats scratch. dogs bark. certain rare pets are not adapted to living in a regular domestic setting. if your home is not suited for an animal to express their most basic natural behaviours or your situation makes absolutely predictable traits into dealbreakers, then you should not have that kind of pet. “but i want one” is not an acceptable excuse for owning an animal you can’t provide for.

This includes feeding them the diet they require, not the diet you think they should have because of your own moral beliefs.

Also: can’t afford the vet, don’t get the pet.

officialsuikaibuki:

annnmoody:

blupoop:

man is jailed after punching an £8 million Monet painting

i think about this a lot

pumpkin-gryphon:

tiamatomega:

Got in the fuckin dream team last night

Kakashi meeting team 7 on their first day.

“ so naruto.. sasuke and..”

spooky-spaghetties:

sadboybrigade:

tripropellant:

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on

living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities

drink 15 cups of coffee in a day and you can clip through walls

me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.

potion seller: trenta macchiato plus five shots as usual, then?

me, extending my credit card with a trembling hand: fuck me up

queenofslash:

ihavealotoffeelings:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

angryjerkandstrawboy:

ethereumwinds:

fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate

this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

Scotland, everybody.

Who would win in a fight: a billion dollar superhero film franchise at the top of its game or one (1) Scottish mailman.

listen you do not fuck with royal mail they are our secret police

tammycat:

Overwatch players critiquing heroes: Such-and-such hero isn’t properly balanced, this ability is too powerful, there are barely any counters to this ultimate, etc.

TF2 players critiquing classes:

asynca:

Look, Emre is probably a guy and the new hero and that’s great.

It’s just. BRIGITTE. *ugly sobbing*