xandertarbert:

musashi1596:

lonelycanofsoup:

finninajakesuit:

wentfromsixtomidnight:

1takejake:

dontforgetofrown:

A wedding photographer took this picture from a rooftop to get a bird’s eye view of a wedding in progress. Something seemed odd about the balcony in the top right portion of the photograph.

This is what the photographer found when they zoomed in.

Zoomed out picture for extra creeps

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what the actual fuck

The one on the right staring directly at the camera just adds a whole other level of ‘fucking no’ to this

Life goals

They’re mannequins from an art exhibition. Here’s another angle;

Thanks! That made it worse.

new favorite brand of humor:

harkerling:

crazymeds:

multiheaded1793:

kuttithevangu:

nausicaaharris:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

  • The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat
  • The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms
  • The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is
  • The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is
  • The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are
  • The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is

The Sapir-Simpson scale, for measuring the wind speed of a linguistic mode of thought

The Borges-Borges scale, for measuring the absurdity of a scale (going from “scales that belong to the Emperor” to “scales that tremble as though they were mad” to “various others”).

The Montgomery-Åsberg-Hamilton-Beck scale for measuring how depressed you get filling out yet another depression test when you have multiple diagnoses of bipolar disorder.

The Riddle-Twaddell scale, for measuring the specific gravity of homophobes.