A wedding photographer took this picture from a rooftop to get a bird’s eye view of a wedding in progress. Something seemed odd about the balcony in the top right portion of the photograph.
This is what the photographer found when they zoomed in.
Zoomed out picture for extra creeps
what the actual fuck
The one on the right staring directly at the camera just adds a whole other level of ‘fucking no’ to this
Life goals
They’re mannequins from an art exhibition. Here’s another angle;
The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat
The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms
The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is
The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is
The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are
The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is
The Sapir-Simpson scale, for measuring the wind speed of a linguistic mode of thought
The Borges-Borges scale, for measuring the absurdity of a scale (going from “scales that belong to the Emperor” to “scales that tremble as though they were mad” to “various others”).
The Montgomery-Åsberg-Hamilton-Beck scale for measuring how depressed you get filling out yet another depression test when you have multiple diagnoses of bipolar disorder.
The Riddle-Twaddell scale, for measuring the specific gravity of homophobes.