according to recent drama, people who willingly call themselves “Hoeston Outsluts”
people who spam KappaPride when players are friendly or affectionate with each other
people who spam(med) TriHard 7 any time Malik or non-white OWL players are on screen
people who immediately blamed Geguri for the SHD loss because she’s the one girl
in line with “Hoeston Outsluts,” anyone who treats Korean League players like they’re KPop stars (i.e. calling them your precious babies or saying they’re so hot/sexy in a creepy way)
people who, somehow, are STILL here for xQc
Feel free to add more.
these are a bit of an overlap with yours but i’ve also seen these behaviors from some fans
fans who openly subtweet the team twitters saying certain players are trash or seriously shipping players and making them uncomfortable in general
the lav fans who booed loudly during the lav vs philly match because lbr there is more animosity between fans than there is between players :^)
the thirsty twitch mfers who go crazy every time a female fan is on screen and spam NA girl LUL if they’re “ ugly “
people who have “[player]gf” as their name
people who are here because they watched apex and are slowly dying as their old teams fall apart and LW blue wins it all
birdscal stans
people who think the ugliest esports men are really hot and feel the need to defend them after being called a cantaloupe
people who chant USA USA USA when Dallas Fuel plays
people who haven’t touched the actual game of overwatch in varying amounts of time from never to a few months ago but instead watch owl constantly
people who just Really want the shanghai dragons to win and dont really care about anything else besides that
Malik’s best friend, Kuki
people who are in the rumor mill and constantly watch KingMYKL and follow the reddit and follow Slasher and etc to the point where they forget about the actual league
Slasher
how could i forget the most important group
people who are only here for the casters and anaylists and malik and their reactions
It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.
Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.
Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE.
Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night.
Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day.
The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day.
That was the Mishapocalypse.
It looked a little something like this
and it was absolute hell
It was over within like a day though that was he weird part. There were stragglers through the following weeks but the main bit was over within hours it was the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen
I think the most baffling thing is that whoever set this up did it without it leaking. and it originated from a fandom that had all the subtlety of a foghorn. this was the fandom that used to put those REBLOG IF U SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE posts on your dash with 5000 flashing rainbow gifs and superwholock edits. A wide variety of image macros were premade for the occasion. it was literally the single slickest moment this website has ever and probably will ever pull off and so of fucking course it was wasted on this nonsense
what they say: jumpscares are a cheap trick to get a shock reaction from the audience. I dislike them because they cheapen the experience, and that’s why I prefer true psychological horror
what they mean: if I am playing a game and a thing jumps out at me I will have a heart attack and die
PkCaramel 