pkcaramel

boston-up:

boston-up:

stone chad: Kellex

chad: Gamsu

soft chad: Striker, Kalios

normie: Snow, Aimgod

chaddy incel: NotE

incel: Avast, Neko

high incel: Mistakes

Redacted: [REDACTED]

Hello I would like to apologize for calling Mistakes an incel, he fucks HARD

triplesupport:

here, have this soon screenshots i took of his q&a that crack me up for some reason, nationality based thirst

boston-up:

gegamsu:

boston-up:

the guys on watchpoint are saying boston can’t go 10-0. theyre such fools; underestimating uprising only makes them stronger.

they want the uprising to go 10-0 but know they won’t do it if they don’t have underdog status. the casters are talking shit to help them. allies.

galaxy brain right here

boston-up:

boston-up:

The saga of Boston Uprising discord deciding that our mascot, Uprising-chan, is a lesbian and gfs with our new second mascot, Away-Chan.

best. owl. fanbase.

UPDATE

liamdryden:

someauthorgirl:

xparrot:

The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.

This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …

… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.

To be alive, now, in this age.

DAH-DADAH-DAH

moniibear:

If Widowmaker gets a grappling hook and Hanzo can climb like a gecko, then I’m gonna go ahead and propose a buff for Ana:

audvidis:

audvidis:

i’m noticing a lot of infantilization of geguri on the tag lately and im gonna straight up say that geguri and by extension every korean player in owl are not your “babies”, they aren’t fucking kpop idols, they’re real fucking adults that make important choices unassisted (!!). i’ve seen geguri put fucking gim on her cereal, she aint your innocent anime girl who needs to be assisted with her career

bringin this post back bc i’ve been seeing people acting really bizarrely about geguri in the tag and on discord. please stop.

trustme-im-a-pirate:

mindblownie:

annabellioncourt:

idrils:

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

thebibliosphere:

dootmario2:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus 🙂

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

this single post contains enough terrifying energy to power 500 haunted houses for the next twenty years

I’d like to jokingly say “oh so that’s what is happening” but when we first moved in we had to remove a bunch of frozen ginger ale cans from the downstairs freezer and honesly I’m too fucked up for this right now.

alice-exe:

guess whose page is unlocked in german