– nobody likes junkrat
– nobody likes moira
– nobody likes symmetra, but it’s okay because she doesn’t like anyone either
– doomfist keeps trying to get people to join talon. nobody wants to join talon. he’s so desperate at this point that his pitch to mccree was “join us and we’ll buy you clothes.” somebody help this man
– lucio has/had a dad that worked for vishkar and apparently everyone knows about this man who we didn’t even know existed until like 2 days ago
– orisa wants efi to go to college and is willing to murder mccree to get the money for it
– roadhog said one thing and it was to junkrat. someday they’ll give this man other interactions with other people. today is not that day.
– pharah knows that jack is soldier 76. new headcanon that his identity is the worst kept secret in the world but people are just pretending not to know to be nice whos with me on this
– speaking of pharah she flirted with at least 75% of the girls she’s so powerful
– torbjorn doesn’t know what happened to mccree’s arm, which means that he lost it after overwatch disbanded
– dva and zenyatta still have no lore