new favorite brand of humor:

harkerling:

crazymeds:

multiheaded1793:

kuttithevangu:

nausicaaharris:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

• The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat
• The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms
• The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is
• The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is
• The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are
• The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is

The Sapir-Simpson scale, for measuring the wind speed of a linguistic mode of thought

The Borges-Borges scale, for measuring the absurdity of a scale (going from “scales that belong to the Emperor” to “scales that tremble as though they were mad” to “various others”).

The Montgomery-Åsberg-Hamilton-Beck scale for measuring how depressed you get filling out yet another depression test when you have multiple diagnoses of bipolar disorder.

The Riddle-Twaddell scale, for measuring the specific gravity of homophobes.