Me: “… Where’d that come from? Why has no one gotten it down?”
Coworker: “no one has been tall enough to reach it or been able to jump high enough to get it”
Me: *balances desire for the Balloon versus perpetuating the black stereotype that I can jump really high"
But did you get the balloon?
… Yes
God, you are the most adorable thing on this planet
Ok but hear me out. Have you seen red pandas.
wholesome thread
I never heard of that stereotype. And I just wanted to write “come to germany, it’s safe…” and my brain just said “you my lady are the biggest idiot ever, why do I have to live with you? -.-” so yeah…
I appreciate that you feel like your brain is a separate consciousness from yourself.
Update. It’s been multiple weeks.
Why is this thing still inflated?
Before someone wonders “Did he get another one?”
If you think I’ve spent the time to go find another balloon and spend money on that rather than wine and doughnuts, you have not looked at my blog.
I’d be down to drink wine and eat donuts with this man and his immortal heart balloon.
👀👀👀 HMMMMMMM????
Can I join you guys? It sounds like a hell of a plan 💃
PkCaramel 